don't go there!

this is what I have told Lyra...

just keep away...

can it really make a difference if you stay out
for a while...

or for ever...

of a newsgroup THIS LOW...

and ridiculously calling itself
a SHAKESPEARE group...

don't be fooled!

what is it REALLY like...

The "newsgroup" or "forum" "HLAS" is now almost beyond redemption

It has gone so far down into the pits
that its rubbish and festering
is at its worst level.

This is the fault of MANY.

Thank God it cannot be SMELT when visiting...

scent and pesticide SPRAY, anyone?

Much Ado About Nothing...

The dire HLAS group goes further still into the depths...

no, that should be shallows!

Mystery picture - who is it?: Mysterious pictures of the "unknown"...

Mystery picture - who is it?: Mysterious pictures of the "unknown"...

a very nice blog,
with pictures of "unknown" women, children and men
of the 16th and 17th centuries.

Surprising, that no-one has ever identified any of them -

no "Shakespeares" I think! -

maybe, he knew some of them though...

A strange old picture-map of Stratford on Avon

Henry Percy, the real Shakespeare?

* * *

A blog I've written for Henry

is

http://henry-percy-did-he-write-shakespeare.blogspot.com/

where you may find out all kinds of

interesting things...

* * *

A NEW writer of Shakespeare?

* * *

Among all the ideas for who wrote Shakespeare,

I don't think anyone has noticed

HENRY PERCY, 9th EARL OF NORTHUMBERLAND

* * * * * * * * *

which is quite an oversight.

I've written a blog for Henry...

* * *

It gets no better, over at HLAS...

* * *

I shouldn't have thought it would...

and it doesn't.

* * *

there are LOTS of pictures now at the Picture Jokes blog...

visit

Picture Jokes to see all the new pictures there...

(ALL are about .........

HLAS!)


http://picture-jokes.blogspot.com

more "picture jokes"!

did you like the picture jokes about HLAS??

there are more at the blog

Picture Jokes

http://picture-jokes.blogspot.com

which I've started today...

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)

.....................................................................................

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)

......................................................................................

here is one...

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

(and more...)


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !

Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !

Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
is a KIT !!

The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !

Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !

.........................................................................

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

*Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !

The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
name as KIT !

Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !

Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?

Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
oh ! see !
salute his name !

*KIT PARR* !!
ah ! see, I shout !
salute HIS name !

............................................................


The Works of William Shakespeare =

Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?

.............................................................

William Shakespeare

I am Earl, I speak Welsh

(The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)

..............................................................


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)


here is one...

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

(and more...)


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !

Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !

Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
is a KIT !!

The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !

Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !

.........................................................................

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

*Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !

The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
name as KIT !

Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !

Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?

Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
oh ! see !
salute his name !

*KIT PARR* !!
ah ! see, I shout !
salute HIS name !

............................................................


The Works of William Shakespeare =

Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?

.............................................................

William Shakespeare

I am Earl, I speak Welsh

(The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)

..............................................................

> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)
>
> here is one...
>
> The author's name ? I ask it !
> I peruse HLAS ......
>
> (and more...)
>
....................................................................

> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =
>
> Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !
>
> Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

.............................................................................
>
> Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

maybe, As You Like It...

As you lie, Kit?

(also, "Twelfth Night, or What You Will" -

or, "what? you, Will?")

.................................

Or What You Will

(anagrams)

O, youth will war...

willowy author

O, why a tour, Will?


.............................................................................

> Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !
>
> Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !
>
> The author's name ? I ask it !
> I peruse HLAS ......
>
> I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
> is a KIT !!
>
> The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !
>
> Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !
>
> .........................................................................
>
> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =
>
> *Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !
>
> The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
> name as KIT !
>
> Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !
>
> Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?
>
> Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
> oh ! see !
> salute his name !
>
> *KIT PARR* !!
> ah ! see, I shout !
> salute HIS name !
>
> ............................................................
>
> The Works of William Shakespeare =
>
> Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?
>
> .............................................................
>
> William Shakespeare
>
> I am Earl, I speak Welsh
>
> (The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)
>
> ..............................................................

hlas newsgroup - (anagrams)

...............................

hlas newsgroup

(anagrams)

.............................

we push - or - slang

gush, plan, - swore!

row, push, - angels?

wrangles - o, push!

push - swear long...

push was longer...

lounge - sh! - warps...

........................................
>
>HLAS newsgroup
>
> (anagrams)
>
> .............................
>
> we push - or - slang
>
> gush, plan, - swore!
>
> row, push, - angels?
>
> wrangles - o, push!
>
> push - swear long...
>
> push was longer...
>
> lounge - sh! - warps...
>
> ........................................

(anagrams)

.........................

HLAS newsgroup

.........................


"Sh! use,
grow, plan..."


plans
huge rows...

plans? - huge rows!

"sane?" push! growl !

a sun helps grow?

................................

To HLAS newsgroup

O, sow huger plants!

A sun helps to grow...

................................

a newsgroup

a snug power?

a "gun's" power?

grow up sane?

rune: o gawps

rune: go swap...

o 'uger spawn?

........................



>HLAS newsgroup
>
> (anagrams)
>
> .............................
>
> we push - or - slang
>
> gush, plan, - swore!
>
> row, push, - angels?
>
> wrangles - o, push!
>
> push - swear long...
>
> push was longer...
>
> lounge - sh! - warps...
>
> ........................................

(anagrams)

.........................

HLAS newsgroup

.........................


"Sh! use,
grow, plan..."


plans
huge rows...

plans? - huge rows!

"sane?" push! growl !

a sun helps grow?

................................

To HLAS newsgroup

O, sow huger plants!

A sun helps to grow...

................................

a newsgroup

a snug power?

a "gun's" power?

grow up sane?

rune: o gawps

rune: go swap...

o 'uger spawn?

........................

HLAS forum - anagrams

HLAS forum - anagrams

.........................................

hlas forum

(o)r foul sham

foul marsh

..............................

(and the posts -)

from a lush?

...............................


> HLAS forum - anagrams
>
> .........................................
>
> hlas forum
>
> (o)r foul sham
>
> foul marsh
>
> ..............................
>
> (and the posts -)
>
> from a lush?
>
> ...............................

o half rums (half measure of rum ? I think, rather more than that...)

...........................................................................

So! HALF rum??????

................................................

half so rum???????

........................................................................................

rush of "mal" (illness or nastiness)

.............................................

hour's FLAM

................................................................

flam1 (flam) pronunciation

n. Informal.

1. A lie or hoax; a deception.
2. Nonsense; drivel.

[Short for FLIMFLAM.]



.........................................................................

HLAS is about... (in anagrams)

(this post wants tidying, it repeats a bit...
well, never mind...)

..........................................................

HLAS is about... (in anagrams)

.............................................

a bush? I, a lost...?

U bosh, it, alas

o, alas...but his...

O, but HIS, alas...

O alas! his "But..."

............................

ails? but O, has...

but O, has sail...

...........................


"so, a hut, Basil?"

Basil...a shout!

........................

O a slab, I shut?

Oh, a lab suits?

Lab...so U has it?

A lab, is shout!

O ! a lab is shut...

has tail? o bus !

O, bush as tail?

.............................

ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!

U ... B.A. has toils!

.....................

has bail? outs!

has bails? out!

(cricket)

...........................................

a B.A's lost his U?

"is lout? has B. A.?"

"I abash louts!"

"as I bash lout...!"

"I bash USA lot?"

"as I bash U lot!"

"Out!" hails B.A.s...

............................

well, there is rather a lot of "bashing" in the anagrams...

..............................................................


>
> but O, has sail...
>
> ...........................
>
> "so, a hut, Basil?"
>
> Basil...a shout!
>
...........................
>
> O a slab, I shut?

"outa" his slab...???

has slab? I, out!


..............................

>
> Oh, a lab suits?
>
> Lab...so U has it?
>
> A lab, is shout!
>
> O ! a lab is shut...
>

> .............................
>
> ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!
>
> U ... B.A. has toils!
>
> .....................



> > a B.A's lost his U?
>
> > "is lout? has B. A.?"
>
> > "I abash louts!"
>
> > "as I bash lout...!"
>
> > "I bash USA lot?"
>
> > "as I bash U lot!"
>
> > "Out!" hails B.A.s...
>
> > ............................
>
> > well, there is rather a lot of "bashing" in the anagrams...
>
> > ..............................................................
>
> > > a bush? I, a lost...?
>
> > > U bosh, it, alas
>
> > > o, alas...but his...
>
> > > O, but HIS, alas...
>
> > > O alas! his "But..."
>
> > > ............................

>
> > > O a slab, I shut?
>
> > "outa" his slab...???
>
> > has slab? I, out!
>
> > ..............................
>
> > > Oh, a lab suits?
>
> > > Lab...so U has it?
>
> > > A lab, is shout!
>
> > > O ! a lab is shut...
>
> > > has tail? o bus !
>
> > > O, bush as tail?
>
> > > .............................
>
> > > ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!
>
> > > U ... B.A. has toils!

.....................

Is HLAS all at sea???

Is HLAS all at sea???

(image from Wikimedia Commons)









(Miranda, The Tempest, John William Waterhouse)

Yes, I know, I don't like HLAS either!

Yes, I know, I don't like HLAS either!

(image from Wikimedia Commons)









Dame_Ellen_Terry_as_Imogen_Shakespeare_heroine_in_Cymbeline

HLAS anagrams...lots!

I've found quite a store of them...

of

HLAS forum

HLAS is about...

humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

HLAS group or newsgroup

.........

well, they are not very nice! -

but they ARE funny!

HLAS anagrams......!

First, regard the name

HLAS...

what does it anagram to?

- not much, I regret...!

"lash" ?
maybe this is what some of them deserve!!!

sh... l.a. (?)

* * * * * *

it resembles, of course,

Helas! (Alas! in French!)

(NO comment!!!)

and

Hellas (ancient Greece)

* * * * *

more to come...

(Helas! Lyra wishes I wouldn't use the stars *
as she quite often does so herself...)

do you like anagrams???

anagrams are great!

I'm going to look for some about the group

...HLAS...!

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!

Too horrid!

No, don't worry,

it'll be OK! .........

* * * * * *

(Why the stars? - I want something to show it's my OWN post, not the others...) -
can't find anything at present...)

nice so far!

some nice posts, Lyra.

all that needs saying!