Saturday, May 5

It gets no better, over at HLAS...

* * *

I shouldn't have thought it would...

and it doesn't.

* * *

Wednesday, April 11

there are LOTS of pictures now at the Picture Jokes blog...

visit

Picture Jokes to see all the new pictures there...

(ALL are about .........

HLAS!)


http://picture-jokes.blogspot.com

Friday, March 30

more "picture jokes"!

did you like the picture jokes about HLAS??

there are more at the blog

Picture Jokes

http://picture-jokes.blogspot.com

which I've started today...

Thursday, March 29

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)

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Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)

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here is one...

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

(and more...)


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !

Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !

Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
is a KIT !!

The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !

Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !

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Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

*Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !

The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
name as KIT !

Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !

Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?

Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
oh ! see !
salute his name !

*KIT PARR* !!
ah ! see, I shout !
salute HIS name !

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The Works of William Shakespeare =

Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?

.............................................................

William Shakespeare

I am Earl, I speak Welsh

(The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)

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Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)


here is one...

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

(and more...)


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !

Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !

Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
is a KIT !!

The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !

Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !

.........................................................................

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

*Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !

The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
name as KIT !

Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !

Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?

Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
oh ! see !
salute his name !

*KIT PARR* !!
ah ! see, I shout !
salute HIS name !

............................................................


The Works of William Shakespeare =

Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?

.............................................................

William Shakespeare

I am Earl, I speak Welsh

(The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)

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> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)
>
> here is one...
>
> The author's name ? I ask it !
> I peruse HLAS ......
>
> (and more...)
>
....................................................................

> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =
>
> Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !
>
> Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

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>
> Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

maybe, As You Like It...

As you lie, Kit?

(also, "Twelfth Night, or What You Will" -

or, "what? you, Will?")

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Or What You Will

(anagrams)

O, youth will war...

willowy author

O, why a tour, Will?


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> Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !
>
> Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !
>
> The author's name ? I ask it !
> I peruse HLAS ......
>
> I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
> is a KIT !!
>
> The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !
>
> Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !
>
> .........................................................................
>
> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =
>
> *Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !
>
> The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
> name as KIT !
>
> Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !
>
> Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?
>
> Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
> oh ! see !
> salute his name !
>
> *KIT PARR* !!
> ah ! see, I shout !
> salute HIS name !
>
> ............................................................
>
> The Works of William Shakespeare =
>
> Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?
>
> .............................................................
>
> William Shakespeare
>
> I am Earl, I speak Welsh
>
> (The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)
>
> ..............................................................

hlas newsgroup - (anagrams)

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hlas newsgroup

(anagrams)

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we push - or - slang

gush, plan, - swore!

row, push, - angels?

wrangles - o, push!

push - swear long...

push was longer...

lounge - sh! - warps...

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>
>HLAS newsgroup
>
> (anagrams)
>
> .............................
>
> we push - or - slang
>
> gush, plan, - swore!
>
> row, push, - angels?
>
> wrangles - o, push!
>
> push - swear long...
>
> push was longer...
>
> lounge - sh! - warps...
>
> ........................................

(anagrams)

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HLAS newsgroup

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"Sh! use,
grow, plan..."


plans
huge rows...

plans? - huge rows!

"sane?" push! growl !

a sun helps grow?

................................

To HLAS newsgroup

O, sow huger plants!

A sun helps to grow...

................................

a newsgroup

a snug power?

a "gun's" power?

grow up sane?

rune: o gawps

rune: go swap...

o 'uger spawn?

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>HLAS newsgroup
>
> (anagrams)
>
> .............................
>
> we push - or - slang
>
> gush, plan, - swore!
>
> row, push, - angels?
>
> wrangles - o, push!
>
> push - swear long...
>
> push was longer...
>
> lounge - sh! - warps...
>
> ........................................

(anagrams)

.........................

HLAS newsgroup

.........................


"Sh! use,
grow, plan..."


plans
huge rows...

plans? - huge rows!

"sane?" push! growl !

a sun helps grow?

................................

To HLAS newsgroup

O, sow huger plants!

A sun helps to grow...

................................

a newsgroup

a snug power?

a "gun's" power?

grow up sane?

rune: o gawps

rune: go swap...

o 'uger spawn?

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HLAS forum - anagrams

HLAS forum - anagrams

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hlas forum

(o)r foul sham

foul marsh

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(and the posts -)

from a lush?

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> HLAS forum - anagrams
>
> .........................................
>
> hlas forum
>
> (o)r foul sham
>
> foul marsh
>
> ..............................
>
> (and the posts -)
>
> from a lush?
>
> ...............................

o half rums (half measure of rum ? I think, rather more than that...)

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So! HALF rum??????

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half so rum???????

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rush of "mal" (illness or nastiness)

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hour's FLAM

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flam1 (flam) pronunciation

n. Informal.

1. A lie or hoax; a deception.
2. Nonsense; drivel.

[Short for FLIMFLAM.]



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HLAS is about... (in anagrams)

(this post wants tidying, it repeats a bit...
well, never mind...)

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HLAS is about... (in anagrams)

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a bush? I, a lost...?

U bosh, it, alas

o, alas...but his...

O, but HIS, alas...

O alas! his "But..."

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ails? but O, has...

but O, has sail...

...........................


"so, a hut, Basil?"

Basil...a shout!

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O a slab, I shut?

Oh, a lab suits?

Lab...so U has it?

A lab, is shout!

O ! a lab is shut...

has tail? o bus !

O, bush as tail?

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ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!

U ... B.A. has toils!

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has bail? outs!

has bails? out!

(cricket)

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a B.A's lost his U?

"is lout? has B. A.?"

"I abash louts!"

"as I bash lout...!"

"I bash USA lot?"

"as I bash U lot!"

"Out!" hails B.A.s...

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well, there is rather a lot of "bashing" in the anagrams...

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>
> but O, has sail...
>
> ...........................
>
> "so, a hut, Basil?"
>
> Basil...a shout!
>
...........................
>
> O a slab, I shut?

"outa" his slab...???

has slab? I, out!


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>
> Oh, a lab suits?
>
> Lab...so U has it?
>
> A lab, is shout!
>
> O ! a lab is shut...
>

> .............................
>
> ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!
>
> U ... B.A. has toils!
>
> .....................



> > a B.A's lost his U?
>
> > "is lout? has B. A.?"
>
> > "I abash louts!"
>
> > "as I bash lout...!"
>
> > "I bash USA lot?"
>
> > "as I bash U lot!"
>
> > "Out!" hails B.A.s...
>
> > ............................
>
> > well, there is rather a lot of "bashing" in the anagrams...
>
> > ..............................................................
>
> > > a bush? I, a lost...?
>
> > > U bosh, it, alas
>
> > > o, alas...but his...
>
> > > O, but HIS, alas...
>
> > > O alas! his "But..."
>
> > > ............................

>
> > > O a slab, I shut?
>
> > "outa" his slab...???
>
> > has slab? I, out!
>
> > ..............................
>
> > > Oh, a lab suits?
>
> > > Lab...so U has it?
>
> > > A lab, is shout!
>
> > > O ! a lab is shut...
>
> > > has tail? o bus !
>
> > > O, bush as tail?
>
> > > .............................
>
> > > ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!
>
> > > U ... B.A. has toils!

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