Friday, March 30

more "picture jokes"!

did you like the picture jokes about HLAS??

there are more at the blog

Picture Jokes

http://picture-jokes.blogspot.com

which I've started today...

Thursday, March 29

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)

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Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)

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here is one...

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

(and more...)


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !

Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !

Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
is a KIT !!

The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !

Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !

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Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

*Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !

The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
name as KIT !

Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !

Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?

Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
oh ! see !
salute his name !

*KIT PARR* !!
ah ! see, I shout !
salute HIS name !

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The Works of William Shakespeare =

Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?

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William Shakespeare

I am Earl, I speak Welsh

(The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)

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Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)


here is one...

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

(and more...)


Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !

Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !

Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !

The author's name ? I ask it !
I peruse HLAS ......

I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
is a KIT !!

The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !

Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !

.........................................................................

Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =

*Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !

The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
name as KIT !

Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !

Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?

Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
oh ! see !
salute his name !

*KIT PARR* !!
ah ! see, I shout !
salute HIS name !

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The Works of William Shakespeare =

Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?

.............................................................

William Shakespeare

I am Earl, I speak Welsh

(The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)

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> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare (anagrams)
>
> here is one...
>
> The author's name ? I ask it !
> I peruse HLAS ......
>
> (and more...)
>
....................................................................

> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =
>
> Salute Shakespeare ! it has humor in it !
>
> Slate it ? Shakespeare has humour in it !

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>
> Shakespeare's title has a humour in it !

maybe, As You Like It...

As you lie, Kit?

(also, "Twelfth Night, or What You Will" -

or, "what? you, Will?")

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Or What You Will

(anagrams)

O, youth will war...

willowy author

O, why a tour, Will?


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> Assume authorship ? SEEK IT 'neath "liar" !
>
> Assume authorship ? SEE *KIT* 'neath liar !
>
> The author's name ? I ask it !
> I peruse HLAS ......
>
> I peruse HLAS ...... the author's name
> is a KIT !!
>
> The authorship issue ? Ask it REAL NAME !
>
> Authorship, the issue ?? REAL name's a KIT !
>
> .........................................................................
>
> Humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare =
>
> *Authorship* the real issue ? Ask it NAME !
>
> The *real* issue ...... AUTHORSHIP !
> name as KIT !
>
> Author ? KIT shapes it ! use his REAL NAME !
>
> Name true author ! is a help: "He is KIT, ass !" ?
>
> Ah ! *KIT PARR* suit ?
> oh ! see !
> salute his name !
>
> *KIT PARR* !!
> ah ! see, I shout !
> salute HIS name !
>
> ............................................................
>
> The Works of William Shakespeare =
>
> Ask who keeps Marlowe's ? Liar, thief?
>
> .............................................................
>
> William Shakespeare
>
> I am Earl, I speak Welsh
>
> (The Pembrokes, Welsh ancestry and title)
>
> ..............................................................

hlas newsgroup - (anagrams)

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hlas newsgroup

(anagrams)

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we push - or - slang

gush, plan, - swore!

row, push, - angels?

wrangles - o, push!

push - swear long...

push was longer...

lounge - sh! - warps...

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>
>HLAS newsgroup
>
> (anagrams)
>
> .............................
>
> we push - or - slang
>
> gush, plan, - swore!
>
> row, push, - angels?
>
> wrangles - o, push!
>
> push - swear long...
>
> push was longer...
>
> lounge - sh! - warps...
>
> ........................................

(anagrams)

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HLAS newsgroup

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"Sh! use,
grow, plan..."


plans
huge rows...

plans? - huge rows!

"sane?" push! growl !

a sun helps grow?

................................

To HLAS newsgroup

O, sow huger plants!

A sun helps to grow...

................................

a newsgroup

a snug power?

a "gun's" power?

grow up sane?

rune: o gawps

rune: go swap...

o 'uger spawn?

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>HLAS newsgroup
>
> (anagrams)
>
> .............................
>
> we push - or - slang
>
> gush, plan, - swore!
>
> row, push, - angels?
>
> wrangles - o, push!
>
> push - swear long...
>
> push was longer...
>
> lounge - sh! - warps...
>
> ........................................

(anagrams)

.........................

HLAS newsgroup

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"Sh! use,
grow, plan..."


plans
huge rows...

plans? - huge rows!

"sane?" push! growl !

a sun helps grow?

................................

To HLAS newsgroup

O, sow huger plants!

A sun helps to grow...

................................

a newsgroup

a snug power?

a "gun's" power?

grow up sane?

rune: o gawps

rune: go swap...

o 'uger spawn?

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HLAS forum - anagrams

HLAS forum - anagrams

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hlas forum

(o)r foul sham

foul marsh

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(and the posts -)

from a lush?

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> HLAS forum - anagrams
>
> .........................................
>
> hlas forum
>
> (o)r foul sham
>
> foul marsh
>
> ..............................
>
> (and the posts -)
>
> from a lush?
>
> ...............................

o half rums (half measure of rum ? I think, rather more than that...)

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So! HALF rum??????

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half so rum???????

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rush of "mal" (illness or nastiness)

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hour's FLAM

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flam1 (flam) pronunciation

n. Informal.

1. A lie or hoax; a deception.
2. Nonsense; drivel.

[Short for FLIMFLAM.]



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HLAS is about... (in anagrams)

(this post wants tidying, it repeats a bit...
well, never mind...)

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HLAS is about... (in anagrams)

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a bush? I, a lost...?

U bosh, it, alas

o, alas...but his...

O, but HIS, alas...

O alas! his "But..."

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ails? but O, has...

but O, has sail...

...........................


"so, a hut, Basil?"

Basil...a shout!

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O a slab, I shut?

Oh, a lab suits?

Lab...so U has it?

A lab, is shout!

O ! a lab is shut...

has tail? o bus !

O, bush as tail?

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ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!

U ... B.A. has toils!

.....................

has bail? outs!

has bails? out!

(cricket)

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a B.A's lost his U?

"is lout? has B. A.?"

"I abash louts!"

"as I bash lout...!"

"I bash USA lot?"

"as I bash U lot!"

"Out!" hails B.A.s...

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well, there is rather a lot of "bashing" in the anagrams...

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>
> but O, has sail...
>
> ...........................
>
> "so, a hut, Basil?"
>
> Basil...a shout!
>
...........................
>
> O a slab, I shut?

"outa" his slab...???

has slab? I, out!


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>
> Oh, a lab suits?
>
> Lab...so U has it?
>
> A lab, is shout!
>
> O ! a lab is shut...
>

> .............................
>
> ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!
>
> U ... B.A. has toils!
>
> .....................



> > a B.A's lost his U?
>
> > "is lout? has B. A.?"
>
> > "I abash louts!"
>
> > "as I bash lout...!"
>
> > "I bash USA lot?"
>
> > "as I bash U lot!"
>
> > "Out!" hails B.A.s...
>
> > ............................
>
> > well, there is rather a lot of "bashing" in the anagrams...
>
> > ..............................................................
>
> > > a bush? I, a lost...?
>
> > > U bosh, it, alas
>
> > > o, alas...but his...
>
> > > O, but HIS, alas...
>
> > > O alas! his "But..."
>
> > > ............................

>
> > > O a slab, I shut?
>
> > "outa" his slab...???
>
> > has slab? I, out!
>
> > ..............................
>
> > > Oh, a lab suits?
>
> > > Lab...so U has it?
>
> > > A lab, is shout!
>
> > > O ! a lab is shut...
>
> > > has tail? o bus !
>
> > > O, bush as tail?
>
> > > .............................
>
> > > ah! U ... B. A.'s toils!
>
> > > U ... B.A. has toils!

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Is HLAS all at sea???



Is HLAS all at sea???

(image from Wikimedia Commons)









(Miranda, The Tempest, John William Waterhouse)

Yes, I know, I don't like HLAS either!








Yes, I know, I don't like HLAS either!

(image from Wikimedia Commons)









Dame_Ellen_Terry_as_Imogen_Shakespeare_heroine_in_Cymbeline

HLAS anagrams...lots!

I've found quite a store of them...

of

HLAS forum

HLAS is about...

humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

HLAS group or newsgroup

.........

well, they are not very nice! -

but they ARE funny!

HLAS anagrams......!

First, regard the name

HLAS...

what does it anagram to?

- not much, I regret...!

"lash" ?
maybe this is what some of them deserve!!!

sh... l.a. (?)

* * * * * *

it resembles, of course,

Helas! (Alas! in French!)

(NO comment!!!)

and

Hellas (ancient Greece)

* * * * *

more to come...

(Helas! Lyra wishes I wouldn't use the stars *
as she quite often does so herself...)

do you like anagrams???

anagrams are great!

I'm going to look for some about the group

...HLAS...!

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!

Too horrid!

No, don't worry,

it'll be OK! .........

* * * * * *

(Why the stars? - I want something to show it's my OWN post, not the others...) -
can't find anything at present...)

nice so far!

some nice posts, Lyra.

all that needs saying!

Hi it's Morgaine

Hi, I'm Morgaine, I've had my invitation to join this blog!

(thanks!)

brilliant!

I'm posting straight away!

* * * * * *

Wednesday, March 28

April dawn?

How nice it will be

if there is a dawning of something better soon -

not only in HLAS!





The picture is "April dawn" by Fir0002
from Wikimedia Commons.

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the intended group (HLAS)

the intended group (HLAS) -

this was to be a forum for the civilized discussion

of Shakespeare topics,

and the authorship question.

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How far away from this it is!

As far away as different stars from each other...

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HLAS - what is it FOR?

HLAS - what is it FOR?

what is INTENDED to be for?

not for the sort of posters who abound there, anyway.

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I would rename it

"trolls and sniping so-and-so's" -

and hypocrites.

_________________

Anyway, some truth has arrived there,
a none-too-frequent occasion...

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HLAS goes from bad to worse.

HLAS goes from bad to worse.

It has, I think, reached a new nadir.

I shall be here more, and in the other groups.

Saturday, March 24

here is a nice peaceful scene

here is a nice peaceful scene




from Wikimedia Commons

isn't it nice to have a change from things for a while?!

isn't it nice to have a change from things for a while?!

the pictures are refreshing and different.

I think I shall send in another one or two...

Thursday, March 22

and this is Eleusis



and this is Eleusis

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

that was the norns...



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that was the norns...

(all 3 pictures are from Wikimedia Commons)

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at last, (after "HLAS") something more civilized!



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at last, (after "HLAS")

something more civilized!

you have to see it to think it's true - the group HLAS

you have to see it to think it's true - the group HLAS

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if you don't know it,



try

humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

at Google Groups or Outlook Express.

________________________________________________________

How any group intended to be civilized and intelligent
could descend
to that level is incomprehensible.

_________________________________________________________


our acquaintance is well out of it -
I don't think she will be there any more.

I CERTAINLY WON'T, myself.

and I DID warn her, and describe it, and the posters.

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Tuesday, March 20

The missing URLS...have they appeared yet?

The missing URLS...have they appeared yet?

HERE they are...!


http://groups.google.com/group/humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

which should have, added to it,

/msg/17353b
dd1c7fee60?

OR

/msg/17353b
dd1c7fee60?dmode=source

The missing URLS...

The missing URLS...

sounds like a mystery story!

(The missing Earls, maybe?)

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(found at

http://groups.google.com/group/humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare/msg/17353bdd1c7fee60?

or

http://groups.google.com/group/humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare/msg/17353bdd1c7fee60?dmode=source )

HLAS birthchart - here it is

(this is a copy of a post once sent to HLAS)

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I am sending the chart details,

from a post by Lyra,

titled

HLAS birthchart - for Aug 1995

(sent to the group in February)

_ _ _ _ _ _

(found at



or

)



_ _ _ _ _ _


I have narrowed it down,
to

19 Aug to 25 Aug 1995.

This is useful, and I shall send the new planets' places soon.


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sun 26 leo to 2 virgo

moon gemini to leo

mercury 15 to 25 virgo

venus 25 leo to 3 virgo

mars 17 to 22 libra

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jupiter 6 sagittarius

saturn 23 pisces retrograding

uranus 27 capricorn retrograding

neptune 23 capricorn retrograding

pluto 28 scorpio stationary but direct

...........................

moon's node 29 libra

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An addition -

from the HLAS birth chart
note these two planets' places

uranus 27 capricorn retrograding
pluto 28 scorpio stationary but direct

The Eclipse is at a helpful angle to these two
planets of change,

so the Eclipse MAY be helpful to the group.

It is at the midpoint of the two, quite powerful then.

The square to Pluto in Sagittarius makes it more difficult though.

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Out, demons, out!

Out, demons, out!

That's the title of one of her posts there!

(at HLAS)

Anyway, I just like writing it!

latest from HLAS......

latest from HLAS......

our acquaintance visiting the place...

(why? ask HER...
I wouldn't go there myself for quite some time...
see if things ever improve there, first)

returns with news of arguments, some funny,

and a lot of the usual...

she has added in her own views on the trouble with the place,
i.e., it MAY be......DRINK. In quantity.

It's an opinion. (Not a far from true one???)

Saturday, March 17

HLAS birth chart

I shall send in HLAS birthchart,

later, if I didn't already...

The Solar Eclipse of Mar 2007 - will it change HLAS?

Will the Solar Eclipse next week change the group

HLAS -

humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare -

?

Something to be wished, alright,
IF change is for the better...

in fact it can't get very much worse than
the last few weeks!

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A thought or two on the topic...

from the HLAS birth chart
note these two planets' places

uranus 27 capricorn retrograding
pluto 28 scorpio stationary but direct

The Eclipse is at a helpful angle to these two
planets of change,

so the Eclipse MAY be helpful to the group.

It is at the midpoint of the two, quite powerful then.

The square to Pluto in Sagittarius makes it more difficult though.

The Eclipse and the two planets of change (in HLAS' chart)

make a Trine in the element Water, linking to Uranus in an Earth sign.

Friday, March 16

we've new memberships in the group Not HLAS today...

we've new memberships in the group
Not HLAS
today...



we have 2 new memberships today!

Hi, to both, you are very welcome! -

and, of course, a welcome to the ones who joined earlier...

Thursday, March 15

Did the link appear right?

Did the link appear right?

It seemed to have some letters missing...

I shall try again...



http://www.geocities.com/vega_arrow/Henry.Percy...Shakespeare.html

A nice new web page about Henry Percy - Shakespeare?

Vega has a very nice new web page about

Henry Percy

Earl of Northumberland

and mayn't he be Shakespeare?

I started this idea as a joke at first,

but, after all, why mayn't he, really?

Of the various theories, I think this is
the one I like next best,

but, Christopher (Kit) Marlowe is
still the likeliest to me -

Oh! I didn't add the link yet...

http://www.geocities.com/vega_arrow/Henry.Percy...Shakespeare.html

Wednesday, March 14

some fun at HLAS ! ...yes, that MAY seem a surprise...!

fun at HLAS !!! ???

it's true, there sometimes is some!

lately, anagrams and justified insults
are appearing in its postings...

someone of our acquaintance
giving us all a good laugh!

(13 and 14 Mar. is the date)

Thursday, March 8

some fun at Not HLAS Google Group...

things are going nicely at Not HLAS Google Group!

we have some new memberships,

(Hi!)

(invited, only!)

and Files and Pages.

I may invite the new ones to join in with this blog...

Wednesday, March 7

How to find the benighted group! ("HLAS")

How to find the benighted group!







Google Groups Beta

HLAS or humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

Visit this group

"HLAS" revisited...not really!

who would revisit it!

who on earth would want to read or write in such a group??

but DO go and see it!

what a sight it is!

and how they show themselves as WHAT THEY ARE...

(except for any hypocrites that may be there...!)

HLAS ... what CAN one say?!

HLAS ... what CAN one say?!

HAVE you seen it lately?! ...

words would fail you...

I have left FOREVER!

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Friday, March 2

Hi it's Morgana

As you may've noticed, I've arrived

Thursday, March 1

a link to HLAS - humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

Here is a link to

HLAS

humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

you may like to visit or write in it,
this is up to you...






Google Groups Beta

HLAS or humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

Visit this group

a link to Not HLAS Google Group

I hope this will be a link...

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Google Groups Beta

Not HLAS

Visit this group

Not HLAS Google Group

There are some problems at the moment
with

Not HLAS

Google Group.

We are looking into it!